The dogs found a snake and brought it inside when Isaac opened the door. There was no telling if it was an innocent garden snake or a venomous rattler.
I very bravely I put a bowl over it and got on the bed. I think the snake was dead, but it could have been only knocked out and could have awoken at any moment.
Fortunately, Page was only half an hour away and promised to rescue us.
Page's boyfriend Andy is very brave and helped us get rid of the snake.
Times like these, I don't blame the patriarchy.